“If you choose to be a vegan- you choose what you do and do not eat- you are doing so because you are a rich bitch with enough free mental space to worry about the general wellbeing of fucking cows, probably because mother and father send you money to your artist’s commune in Portland, and also they don’t even sell animal products there.”
Better, catbus?
Something that makes fun of rich people is inherently better than something that doesn’t.
An argument that includes a single piece of credible evidence is inherently better than one that doesn’t.
Oh wait. Only rich people are vegan. And only rich people have the mental capacity to worry about their health, or the environment, or wasteful and harmful spending of taxes, or the abuse of undocumented workers, or the availability of clean water, or global poverty and hunger. Oh yeah, or fucking cows.
Maybe only rich bitches complaining about vegans on the internet can afford to trivialize such issues.